GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic b